Sky Lounge Serenade by Steve Martin impersonator!


 










STILL in Miami airport…..but sought refuge at the Delta Sky Lounge. Nice A/C, snacks, way to charge iPad and comfortable chairs. Pretty quiet too except for the guy sitting across from me. 


A nice looking elegant older gentleman in a blue blazer top, tan pants, nice luggage and looks a lot like Steven Martin. (Is Steve Martin still alive?) Could be him?  But no mustache, could be a relative? It is very quiet here. He is focused on his cell phone…….holding it close so I know he has vision problems and refusing to wear glasses….He has a plate of salad, cheese and salami in front of him. 


I can hardly keep from laughing out loud. The silence here is broken by his belching. I don’t mean once or twice, I mean about a dozen times. Not discrete little ones, loud ones that spoil his sophisticated image. 

All the people around me keep looking over at him. It is suppose to be quiet in here. I already got in trouble from the Delta Sky Lounge snooty police for a cell phone call. Donna called me on face time, which was a speaker phone call and I had to hang up on her or risk arrest. Now this guy is making more noise than Donna did on the call. 


This might be illegal belching? So far the Delta Sky Lounge police have not arrived. Perhaps that is the loop hole. If Donna calls me on speaker and just belches it is ok?  But no talking….just belching.

I am in terminal H. Donna is in Terminal D…..I texted her to see if she could hear him over there. If she listens closely I am sure she will. 


Perhaps I can find someone in here who has eaten the cherries from the Azores….I bought some of the delicious cherries at a farmers market. Thinking a kilo is close to a pound , I bought a kilo of each. Some red bing cherries and some pale yellow ones. Delicious. But the kilo bags were more like over 2 libs each.  We had lots of fresh cherries to snack on but not without repercussions. .They can be quite musical. If there is someone in here who has recently eaten them it might be possible to arrange a duet.  (Donna called them cherry bombs.) Well, I have to move. It is getting toxic and I might start laughing and embarrass him.


Here is the reality photo you have all been waiting for. This is how I really feel at the end of a trip!

Thanks for traveling with us. 




Comments

  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2023 at 2:25 PM

    Is that your happy face?

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    1. AnonymousMay 30, 2023 at 5:21 PM

      Lol! No… I think that is Cathy‘s cherry face. I spent the last week with her every once in a while she would yell cherry! I would back off very quickly. Now I know why she always wanted me to walk in front of her lol🤣🤣💨

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  2. AnonymousMay 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM

    Thank you & Donna for the wonderful blogs & great pictures!! 💕. Carol

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  3. AnonymousMay 30, 2023 at 5:40 PM

    You are such a great writer!! I have certainly enjoyed your blog!!

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  4. JaniceMay 31, 2023 at 11:58 AM

    So funny would of loved to see that in person

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    1. AnonymousMay 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM

      Hugs to you.....thanks for keeping an eye on my place while I was gone.

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