The Intruders


 Oh my goodness, you will just not believe this. It is mid day and warming up. I had the balcony door slightly cracked to let in the soft breeze. I was sitting on the bed making some writing corrections on my iPad.

Then suddenly there was this deep low sort of  moaning sound. I mean right in my room! It seemed to be coming from the area by the open door and almost sounded like dogs growling. Carefully I approached the area, tennis shoe in hand to defend myself.


Two of the largest doves I have ever seen had entered the room and were behind the drapes making the noises. I might be wrong but I think they they were having sex. I was stunned because they were so casual about it. They acted like they slip into this room all the time. Do you think I should report them to hotel management or just leave the door open so they have some privacy? 


This is a photo of the actual culprits. Ha! Look at them they are acting like they don’t even know each other!

Comments

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2023 at 9:22 AM

    Oh my goodness, only thing I can say is you better drink a glass of wine after that experience. I would report them to hotel management maybe they can book them a room.LOL

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  2. AnonymousApril 9, 2023 at 10:24 AM

    😆

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  3. AnonymousApril 10, 2023 at 9:16 AM

    I hope you’re wearing a big hat🤣🤣

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